Twisted Gopher

Iowa City, Iowa - Office workers at Unilock corporation were initially excited this morning, when several of them brought up their iTunes libraries and found another employee had shared his (or her?) music library. "At first I thought, 'great, I can explore some cool new music today instead of working on those database updates'", said Greg, "But then I look into this library, and all I see are 'spoken word' genre. At that point I knew it could spell trouble."

Sure enough, Greg proceeded to poke around the library, only to find titles with words like Romans, Corinthians, and Luke.

"Oh man, I thought, I better close this thing out quick. Why the heck didn't that person password protect this terrifying collection? Looks like I'll have to queue up some of my own shit, and do those database updates after all".

Greg and some buddies started up an informal task-force to figure out the mystery man of Jesus, but so far have been unsuccessful.

"I guess it really isn't so bad", Greg said, "Whoever it is isn't pushing it, but really, you want to expose yourself like that to your coworkers? I suppose it could be worse, at least it wasn't a John Denver, Barry Manilow, or Bee-Gees fest. I guess I'll just ignore it and let sleeping dogs lie."