Twisted Gopher

Chicago, Illinois - An employee who prefers to remain anonymous expressed dismay at being out $125 for "essential services rendered" while on business in Las Vegas. Fred Thomas (not his real name) tried to slip his call-girl expense into his expense statement, but didn't get it past. "My expense report must have gone to Sue in accounting, and not Pete as it usually does. Pete would have looked the other way and sent it to payables, but not Sue. God forbid a guy should have some fun while on business."
Thomas reports that he considered fabricating a receipt with some phony business expense, but decided the $125 wasn't worth the chance of losing his job.
"I'm thinking on my next trip I'll have quite a few $20 lunches. Those don't require a receipt," said Thomas with a wink.