Twisted Gopher

"It took extensive study and a lot of internet time, but I can finally do it!!" Such was the exclamation of Warren Didier, 48 year old maintenance supervisor, when he made the breakthrough just last week. "My 12 year old daughter was quizzing me, you know, using the flash cards we'd created, and all of a sudden it just clicked. Card after card, I called out 'Ashley' or 'Mary-Kate', almost without thinking, and I was right every time. I'm still bubbling with excitement, it's so hard to believe I finally made it."