Twisted Gopher

Somewhere hot and sandy, Iraq - The newly appointed Office of Iraqi Toursim, a dreary adobe-like structure remarkably similar to every other structure in Iraq, blew up in a shower of rubble yesterday.
Mohammed Ali Jassim Al Falwa, newly appointed director of Iraqi tourism, had been overheard days ago commenting (in a middle-eastern accent of course) "I will never be able to make my quota for this month. Nobody wants to come to this festering hell-hole. I should just blow myself up."
Apparently that is just what he did. On a positive note though, the broken shell of a building that remains now perfectly matches the rest of the partially-destroyed buildings on the street.