Twisted Gopher

In a recent survey 87% of women expressed sentiments of their husbands being "pretty much total losers." Women were asked to rate their spouses in categories of caring, sensitivity, responsiveness to needs without being asked, household usefulness, and basic hygiene. One woman commented "Well if I could rate him on farts and other bodily noises, he'd be off the charts, but sensitivity and hygiene? I doubt you have a low enough rating for my man."
Several women did admit they found their man mildly useful for such tasks as taking out the garbage and cutting the lawn, but that these trivial benefits didn't make up for 'the crap they had to put up with.'
Asked for a rebuttal, a majority of husbands replied "Yeah whatever" and went back to watching TV.