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Man tries to put hooker on expense statement, but over $100 needs receipt

Chicago, Illinois - An employee who prefers to remain anonymous expressed dismay at being out $125 for "essential services rendered" while on business in Las Vegas. Fred Thomas (not his real name) tried to slip his call-girl expense into his expense statement, but didn't get it past. "My expense report must have gone to Sue in accounting, and not Pete as it usually does. Pete would have looked the other way and sent it to payables, but not Sue. God forbid a guy should have some fun while on business."
Thomas reports that he considered fabricating a receipt with some phony business expense, but decided the $125 wasn't worth the chance of losing his job.

Shared iTunes library filled with religious stuff; co-workers attempt to identify, avoid source

Iowa City, Iowa - Office workers at Unilock corporation were initially excited this morning, when several of them brought up their iTunes libraries and found another employee had shared his (or her?)

truck driver snags executive position after watching 2 video professor cd's

On The Road, USA - Burt Wiggins, former over-the-road truck driver, can hardly believe his good luck.

'Afternoon delight' stuck in coworker's head for 2 weeks, causes brain tumor

Deer Park, Illinois - Don Schumacher, engineer at Conti tech services, has been diagnosed with a brain tumor after a co-worker put the song ‘afternoon delight’ in his head 2 weeks ago.