Fort Collins, Colorado - Jeremy Stevens admitted himself today to "The Watkins Home", a local mental-health facility which locals refer to as 'the loony bin'.
Such is the claim of a research study, jointly financed by BP Amoco and Shell oil, released yesterday.
MIT Labs - Researchers today unveiled a device they claim will revolutionize the energy industry, and severely reduce dependence on foreign oil.
Several hubble researchers came to a sobering realization last weekend, when after a few drinks they came to the conclusion that the crap they look at is "really, really far away, and pretty useless a